the saga of triangle man
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.
Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and…
i’m going back through alex hirsch’s twitter and it’s a thing of beauty. i love this guy. i decided to post some of my favourites.
So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
I don’t think you can be killed by commitment
one of my favorite ron swanson lines